luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: lyallaurion)


kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life


guy:

idk i kinda dig playing basketball bc i could tell a hot guy “nice d” and he’ll just think im talking about his defensive skills but really

(Source: guy)


daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude


theyellowbrickroad:

department-of-motor-vehicles:

theyellowbrickroad:

remember that movie lifesize w/ tyra banks and lindsay lohan. or that movie my date with the presidents daughter. or that movie with tia and tamera mowry where they give their grandparents soap and theyre young again, i think it was seventeen again? good fucking movies

seventeen again is w/ zac efron

no, thats 17 again. seventeen again is with tia and tamera. google it bitch


mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

(Source: husssel)


DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater


bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.


wifipassworcl:

wifipassworcl:

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.